Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer.

Suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find."

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Kroll
COR Elder/member since 5/12/99 (EQ1)
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
This week I achieved unprecedented levels of unverifiable productivity
Back in my day... bacon, eggs, milk and sunshine were good for you

World of Warcraft - Krollus/Krollji (Server: Sisters of Elune[RP]) - Active
EQ I, AC, UO, Lineage, Ryzom, EQ II, PotBS, DDO, DAOC, WAR, LOTRO, EVE
Kroll and/or Krollji - in various professions and crafts

My brother and his family are getting ready to fly out to visit me on Saturday. My brother works out at the airport, and because it's only about a 10 minute drive for him, he took a suitcase out to the airport to double check the carry on bag size. (This is the first time they've gone further then Wisconsin as a family). So while he was at the airport he thought he'd check the rules about carrying liquids through the checkpoint (shampoo, etc).

He was told, "You can bring 3 oz of liquid or less through the checkpoint, but make sure the bottle is full".

Curious, he asked why the bottle had to be full.

"So some stranger can't walk up to you and ask "can I mix my liquid with your liquid?""

That's still tickling my funny bone.

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Also known as: Lysira, Veeci, Silverblade